{"id":2580,"date":"2014-10-04T21:28:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T04:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rocknponderosa.com\/hultquist\/?p=2580"},"modified":"2014-10-04T21:28:28","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T04:28:28","slug":"stuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rocknponderosa.com\/?p=2580","title":{"rendered":"stuck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Down at the grocery store there is a machine with a chair. You can sit in the chair and there is an apparatus to check your blood pressure. If the machine senses your blood pressure is too high, it won\u2019t let go. You are stuck there until a medical team shows up to evaluate you. The EMTs were on an accident call and we were stuck there all of yesterday.
\nThat\u2019s why we are late getting a regular events of the week report prepared.
\nBad joke, huh?
\nJohn is thinking we will post late Sunday evening. Yikes!<\/p>\n

John will be gone from 7 AM to 5 PM on Sunday and by then Nancy will have gotten all the parts together. She has taken and posted a short video today based on the events that led to this photo:
\n\"TurkeyFlyover\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This image is taken from Nancy\u2019s video.
\nShe was standing near the front door and the fence is 20 feet away.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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